Episode 347: Tropes In SPAAAAAAACE (Review feat. Star Power)

Muppets from Space

Steve floats towards Dead Winter, docks with a nigh unpronounceable comic, and Jason talks about the trouble with Trenches. Then they reunite to discuss the tropey fun that is Star Power. Fire those thrusters and cruise on in!

Midshow music courtesy of Overclocked Remix ["Sonic Boom (American Mix)" by Neblix].


Episode 346: Jason Iscariot (Horizons Watch feat. The Sorcerer’s Apprentice’s Apprentice and Stand Still, Stay Silent)

rooster from Fowl Visions.comJason catches up with Superfogeys, Steve descends for a quick peek of Hadez (like Hell, but more rad), and together they get the gist of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice’s Apprentice and Stand Still, Stay Silent. Enjoy the silly adventure while avoiding a global pandemic along with us!


Episode 345: Creating Things Just For Us (Review of Lunar Baboon)

Ric Flair is a bloody mess as referee Earl Hebner looks onAre you excited for the WWE Network? Are you PUMPED?!? #YES #YES #YES #YES #YES

We also take a quick look at Stand Still, Stay Silent, Call of Cthulhu: The Musical, and Candle Cove, then do a proper review of Lunar Baboon.


Episode 344: Game of the Year 2013 (Review of Hinges)

Rogue LegacyWe run down our favorite games of 2013, have a quick chat about One Way and Owlturd, and agree to disagree about Meredith McClaren’s Hinges. All lists are now suspended (until December).


Episode 343: The End of the Year Best of 2013 EXTRAVAGANZA

2014 glasses look stupid


  • (8:25) Jason Brubaker’s Sithrah coming in 2014
  • (9:00) Christopher Baldwin’s One Way has launched

Award for You’re Doing It Wrong for 2013 goes to …

  • Sinfest (fix the RSS, your comic is amazing and I hate missing out on it)

The First Break

Steve has been playing a lot of Terraria with his son lately; it’s a great form of male bonding that doesn’t involve actual sports. So here’s a jammed-out version of the game’s winter theme.

Best Horizons Watch of 2013

The Second Break

Steve plays a lot of Starcraft. Hence the music from Starcraft II.

Best Digital Strips Reviewed Comic of 2013

The Third Break

Steve’s resolution is to use less video game remixes for his break tunes, so here’s a piano piece. (I make no such resolution.)

  • (37:35) “Atlantis” by Pianochocolate

Best Webcomic of 2013

All this, plus!

  • Steve saves everyone from Jason
  • How DO birds make babies?
  • If you love something, try to make it yourself
  • Remember Vitamin C? You do now
  • Art Talk with Arty McArtart and Steve O’Noart
  • Steve knows how you poop

Episode 342: The Distraction Will Be Chromecasted (Horizons Watch feat. The Girl From Hell City and Nuclear Winter)

Yo Gabba Gabba!Whatcha Been Readin’


The Midshow Break

From listening to our ramblings (which aren’t currently available, so ignore this completely), you’ll know that I’m terrible, in that I look at my Amazon Wish List and ask it to show me what has already been purchased. In doing so, I know that the new Legend of Zelda on 3DS (an addition to one of the greatest games of all time, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past) is coming to me eventually. However, I do not have it in my possession yet.

For this reason, I am including a remix from that game as our midshow break. Because if I have to suffer, so do you.

The Feature (Horizon’s Watch)

All this, plus!

  • I want a hippopotamus and Dominick the Donkey for Christmas
  • Can YOU cheat the Amazon machine?
  • Socks: Underwear for your feet.
  • Steve hears what he wants to hear (re: Euro Men Online)
  • Flah-vee-ay? Flay-vie?
  • Steve Chromecasts Yo Gabba Gabba for his son. While he’s podcasting. It’s distracting.

Episode 341: We Missed This (Did You?)


Whatcha Been Readin’/Whatcha Thinkin’ About


The First Midshow Break

Of course, when we don’t have a conversation for two months, the first one back is going to be about poop and movies. This remix from Mega Man X4 by BONKERS gets us through it.

The Second Midshow Break

Shortly after our first conversation, the second invovles genetalia. Some things never change. Nothing goes better with that topic than a piece from Pokemon Crystal Version by PROTO-DOME.


All this, plus!

  • Steve’s worst intro ever?
  • What’s Jason been up to? Not showing people his wang.
  • The glorious world of barriers to entry
  • Jason goes to Kansas, eats Mexican food at a gas station
  • Not to be outdone, Steve eats at a trailer park-only restaurant
  • Discussions of podcast siren etiquette
  • How much dog doo do you think is in YOUR leaf pile?

A scary explaination

Alright everybody, huddle up and take a knee.

It’s time we have a talk. No, Jason and I aren’t getting a divorce and your grandma is fine. It’s neither of those talks. We’re gonna talk about where babies come from.

I’m sure you’ve noticed two weeks have come and gone without our special brand of Internet chicanery, and I think you deserve to know why. It’s mostly because the universe has decided it’s high time I learn a lesson. I’ve been an avid listener of podcasts for just about a decade now. I still think it’s the best form of entertainment out there.

Through the years, many of my favorite shows have taken unannounced hiatuses stating the reason to be the dreaded “computer problems.” My being the self-entitled twerp that we all are, thought that those unprofessional dickwads should just pony up the cash and get a new whatever as soon as it broke in the first place. Didn’t they know I was waiting for a new episode?

Well Kharma as officially finally bit me, square in the fruit basket. The computer that I use to record on has given up the digital ghost and with my wife and I expecting our second child here and day now, I can’t afford to run off and buy a new one.

Hopefully I’ll be able to rectify this soon. In the mean time, go back and enjoy some old episodes, listen to the Rambletrons on SoundCloud or Grooveshark. And go find us some new comics. I’m going to be up to my butt in diapers and need a distraction that I can do while holding an infant in one arm.

Thanks for your patience guys. We’ll have some filler content on the site and will get back to business as soon as we can.


Episode 340: And Still, The Oyster War Rages On … (Catchin’ Up with Oyster War)

Sloth from The Goonies as Pirate SupermanWhatcha Been Readin’


  • (9:00) Tim Buckley is doing it wrong (CAD)

The Midshow Break
Will Steve’s kid pee his pants? Not if this special robot has anything to say about it. Music by Main Finger (which I think we’ll all agree is the best finger) from Street Fighter II: The World Warrior.

The Feature


All this, plus!

  • You know that movie you love? Jason never saw it.
  • More Goonies references than any other podcast this year
  • Are rabbits animals?
  • Seriously, don’t go chasing waterfalls
  • Darker creator: Guillermo del Toro or Dr. Seuss?
  • Will you come to my convention?
  • If your endgame is 1700 pages into the future, you have no endgame
  • Don’t you DARE write eMail

Episode 339: Poppydash (Horizons Watch feat. Balderdash and Poppy)

Moss from The IT Crowd

Whatcha Been Readin’


The Midshow Break
Wanna learn something disturbing about Steve? Then listen up (to our midshow break).

The Feature


All this, plus!

  • Introducing … Jason “The Fancy Pillow” Sigler
  • We talk politics!
    • And promise to never talk politics again
  • Newsarama has many ads
    • Some of which are incredibly loud
  • Give Steve an elk to ride and some magic and he is set for LIFE