Do you have a knife and are you available to open anything at any time? Bad news, but nobody needs you as badly as you think! Also, Steve revenge farts, so watch yourself. Also, can cutting the cheese help you take the temperature of a room before diving in? Jason’s investigative report, tonight at 9.
College was tough, but the guys made it through. Sure, there was some uncomfortableness with drawing and the nudity and all that, but Jason got through. And yeah, it’s hard to concentrate on the soldering and engineering and such with a creeping suspicion of bathroom needs, but Steve got through.
Who would have thought that your bro roommates might not make great doctors? Don’t drink the Kool-Aid, you might not like what you find. Also, when his family’s out-of-town, Steve’s got your Utah chili hook-up. Finally, never borrow an apple from Jason.
Baby, it’s cold outside! No, really, it is, so please bundle up and listen to this episode! Also, Jason really enjoy the comfort and familiarity of the airport TGIFriday’s and Steve is tired of asking for his burgers to be well done. Finally, do you know your secret bathroom codes? The guys will help you avoid unwanted scenarios for your next bathroom outing!
Does your work have some strange, possibly NSFW Christmas traditions? Jason and Steve share their favorites before reporting to HR. Also, can eggs be nogged? Steve files his report. And finally, an updated timeline for Jason’s sexual education.
Steve is concerned with the massive sex problem facing Japan and he wants to discuss it with Jason. He also brings robots into the mix, which, given the geographic setting, isn’t out of the question. Proving that Steve is making great choices, he also regails us with his tales of blood, sweat, and tears, and what his son’s reaction was to seeing them all in person.
Steve is adamant that genitalia are fair game for kid’s jokes, but stealing a friend’s punchline is a no-go in his household. Also, is your poop lucky, and are you unlucky because you try to rid yourself of it? Finally, the guys evaluate the cast of Ice Age: Collision Course.
Steve mentions a corn maze made for old people, so Jason helps him to perfect this very lucrative venture. Also, fun pranks you can pull on your friends when you visit some confusing maize! Finally, both guys are fed up with pop culture references in Dreamworks animated movies. References aren’t jokes, people.
Welcome! This is Tom, he’ll be smelling your face. Also, we learn about Steve and Jason’s zombie survival plans, why Steve thinks being a decent human being is a superpower, and the tough decisions that superheroes must make every day. Email your thoughts and questions to firstname.lastname@example.org!
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