Once a quick discussion of bladder control is had, the webcomics talk can begin! This week, the guys look at the adventuring group-inspired Thieves Can’t and the dark whimsy of The World In Deeper Inspection.
We’re nearly there, Maniamaniacs, and the sign is getting so big, we have to remove seats in the arena! In the buildup to the Showcase of the Immortals, the nUsos take the SD Tag Team belts, Shane-o-mac makes bad decisions, Raw becomes a rudderless ship, and the guys ask the important questions, like: who DID win the first Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal? (It was Cesaro.)
Jason can’t forgive a hair, any hair, in his food, and the bathroom isn’t a great source of confidence, either. Also, both guys want to know, are women nesting when they build piles of hair in the shower? Meanwhile, Steve told his daughter a fantastical lie to encourage good eating habits, but that falsehood may someday have grave, and/or hilarious consequences.
Let your hair down and hear our thoughts on a magical good time with Witchy, a comic that encourages you to grow it all out (but not too much). Steve also brings us Slack Wyrm, a comic about a saucy dragon, among other things. We also present On a Sunbeam, a comic about trolling around the galaxy in a fish ship and cleaning up the ancient messes that people leave behind. Comb it out and turn it up!
The Fastlane to the on-ramp to Wrestlemania has come and gone, and both Steve and Jason feel less than whelmed. Will the cruiserweights continue their momentum from their tremendous showing? Can Bayley up her game heading into Wrestlemania? Wouldn’t it be better for EVERYONE to have a spear, since it’s such a devastating move? Why does Bill Goldberg sweat so much doing so little? The answers to these questions, plus: No one will be cheering Roman at Mania, the refs need to learn how to drive a forklift, and Emma debuts soon!
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins are very different Dick Van Dyke movies and Jason knows this now (though he clearly did not just days ago). Steve knows the dangers of hand adjustments and won’t speak so flippantly about them. And doctors can be real SOBs. Also, possibly not actual doctors. Also also, yes this used to be The Shenanigans Show. Enjoy the new, easier-to-say title!
Randy Orton took some initiative and decided to burn down the whole Wyatt compound, which might actually be a shed? Nikki Bella was a best part of a promo between Cena and The Miz? SmackDown was better than Raw? Fastlane is here again? So many surprising twists and turns on this, the Fastlane to Wrestlemania seasontime!
Do you have a knife and are you available to open anything at any time? Bad news, but nobody needs you as badly as you think! Also, Steve revenge farts, so watch yourself. Also, can cutting the cheese help you take the temperature of a room before diving in? Jason’s investigative report, tonight at 9.
We can’t get enough pop culture and great mixtures of longform, one-off jokes, and Port Sherry fulfills all of those needs! Also, Existential Comics will make you feel dumb, until the penis jokes kick in and it’s all gravy. Finally, Precious Rascals is exactly what it sounds like and you will be so happy it is.
This past week in WWE (which was most definitely NOT the go-home for Fastlane) featured a return to the Kevin Owens of old, and that is a return we can get behind. The Big Show also returned for a great showing against Strowman in the Raw main, plus Naomi broke our hearts when she had to drop the title. So much emotion, and then Brock Lesnar stared into our souls and we’re afraid to leave the house. Vroom vroom Fastlane, hurry and get here! (Also, sorry about Jason’s sound quality. He has been punished.)