After a seven-plus hour broadcast, WrestleMania 33 is in the books. Who won? Who lost? Who traversed the longest ramp in recorded history? All that, plus: interesting battle royal finishes, HHH erring on the side of motorcycle safety, why Cesaro/Sheamus are the best tag team, and SUPERSTAR SHAKE-UP!!! The more things change, the more they change brands to give us fresh match-ups.
We’ve arrived! The speculation ends as WrestleMania begins! Will The Broken Hardyz resist the temptation of tag team ladder matches? Will The Gorgeous Vampire Baron Corbin bring prestige back to the Intercontinental Championship that we forgot Dean Ambrose currently holds? Will we see a shooting star press from Lesnar? Will JR and The King return to call one more match? Will we care about Wyatt or Orton when all’s said and done? Tune in to the entire 6-hour extravaganza and find out!
We’re nearly there, Maniamaniacs, and the sign is getting so big, we have to remove seats in the arena! In the buildup to the Showcase of the Immortals, the nUsos take the SD Tag Team belts, Shane-o-mac makes bad decisions, Raw becomes a rudderless ship, and the guys ask the important questions, like: who DID win the first Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal? (It was Cesaro.)
The Fastlane to the on-ramp to Wrestlemania has come and gone, and both Steve and Jason feel less than whelmed. Will the cruiserweights continue their momentum from their tremendous showing? Can Bayley up her game heading into Wrestlemania? Wouldn’t it be better for EVERYONE to have a spear, since it’s such a devastating move? Why does Bill Goldberg sweat so much doing so little? The answers to these questions, plus: No one will be cheering Roman at Mania, the refs need to learn how to drive a forklift, and Emma debuts soon!